The New Year's Resolution. Why?
Don't let the confetti distract you - it's a subversive plot.
Oh yes, yes it is. Have a seat.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there were two agents of Misery. Stress and Strife were their names, and they were very good at their jobs. Times were simpler. They broke the flint knives of hunters/gatherers, back-drafted hearth fires filling caves with smoke, and propagated mildew on food stores, but it was a simpler time and they were not overworked. They enjoyed a comfortable run for a long time.
Our world grew and evolved though, and Stress and Strife had to organize and recruit assistance or give up earned vacation time. They formed a networking effort of global proportions and employed covert agents everywhere. The agents headed their own departments and were charged with specific tasks. One agent, for example, oversaw havoc in the medical field. This encompassed everything from lowering the accepted age of colonoscopies to flossing to HDL/LDL imbalance. Another was charged with retailing, and instructed underlings to periodically and without warning alter measurements of clothing industry size standards. Yet another was responsible for the financial world and their subordinates hid fees and bounced checks.
The departments worked like a well-oiled machine to year-end culmination of widespread unhappiness, hypertension, and insomnia. December. The most glorious time of the year for Stress and Strife.
Except ... it all ended every year at midnight on Christmas Day. Christmas night demarcates the DMZ (de-miseried zone), and Stress and Strife's archenemies, Peace and Relaxation, take over. The entire week between Christmas and New Year's Eve belongs to them, and Stress and Strife must watch from the sidelines. Joy, Mirth, and Unflappable assist Peace and Relaxation to hold the enemy at bay. All week, year after year, decade after decade.
This week had long been a thorn in Stress and Strife's side. They sought to reclaim this lost territory and the subject came up often. Emergency meetings were frequently called with only the one item on the agenda (which was good, because Robert hated Stress and Strife and forbade them to use his rules).
At one such meeting the department heads mulled the same old ideas. The December 26th sales never managed to pack the wallop as Black Friday. Impatient suggested having the stores open at midnight, but that tactic was back-firing on Thanksgiving, and Hesitation was reluctant to go there.
They puzzled and discussed but a solution continued to elude them. Just as the consensus was reached again they'd have to accept defeat this one week a year, Anxiety had a brilliant idea.
"What if," she proposed, thinking aloud, "what if, somehow, we got people worrying about things that hadn't even gone wrong yet?"
"What do you mean?" asked Suspicion and Skepticism simultaneously.
"Well .. we can't make them participate in the misery of life this week, but maybe we can get them worrying about next week. .. make people think about it, and by just thinking about it, in fact, screw up their week .....yes! Yes! With the right marketing we can even get them to look forward to it! Plan to participate in said misery!" Anxiety was so excited she could hardly get the idea out.
Well, everyone around the table was speechless (in fact, Rumor has it Anxiety got a big promotion that day).
Obsessed was quick to see where Anxiety was headed and began making lists.
Fret had logistical concerns. A lot.
Clutter saw the marketing opportunities; noisemakers, champagne, dumb hats. Balls, pennies, and shoes dropping all at the same time.
Resolve jumped in and asked, "Yeah, but how do we get them to do it?"
"That's your department," Lazy said.
And the New Year's Resolution was born.
original post 12-31-2010
Dec 26, 2012
Dec 23, 2012
Star of Wonder, Star of Night
Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
The Star
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the star's beauty on a soft winter evening.
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Nov 28, 2012
The Alabaster Chalice
Restless, Motte shifted from one leg to the other, her talons gouging the granite as she settled on the pediment.
The Ley Lines sang to her. They sang of what had been, what was, and what was yet to be. Songs, older than time, of love, joy, and loss, dwelled in Motte’s heart, and she recognized what had been prophesied had come to pass.
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Nov 2, 2012
The Magnificent Map
Thomas Block created this illustration for
the first book of The Black Ledge Series.
Camden, Maine as seen by those aware of the Realm.
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Nov 1, 2012
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Book One
The Black Ledge Series
The secrets of the Red
Paint People have haunted Maine for 7000 years. From the vast fjords of Norway
to the shores of New England, ancient standing stones mark a trail of betrayal,
greed, and murder.
The Keeper and the Rune Stone
An unholy ritual, a ticking clock. Four
children discover there are things that go bump in the night ...
Centuries ago a group of Elves committed an unholy ritual. But the ritual was a spectacular failure. It transformed the Elves into the Noctivagi - the beings we know as vampires.
Striving to maintain a fragile peace, the ancient Elves and Dwarves negotiated an Accord, which they've renewed every year on the Summer Solstice. The ceremony depends on the magical Rune Stone, but it's missing. If it is not found—and quickly—the consequences could be dire, and not just for Elves and Dwarves.
Four children, Rob, Jack, Eleanor, and Flora, stumble into a world of magic and mayhem when they move into Black Ledge, the old estate on the Maine coast, and discover
Centuries ago a group of Elves committed an unholy ritual. But the ritual was a spectacular failure. It transformed the Elves into the Noctivagi - the beings we know as vampires.
Striving to maintain a fragile peace, the ancient Elves and Dwarves negotiated an Accord, which they've renewed every year on the Summer Solstice. The ceremony depends on the magical Rune Stone, but it's missing. If it is not found—and quickly—the consequences could be dire, and not just for Elves and Dwarves.
Four children, Rob, Jack, Eleanor, and Flora, stumble into a world of magic and mayhem when they move into Black Ledge, the old estate on the Maine coast, and discover
they aren’t the only ones who live there.
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Oct 26, 2012
A Good Scare for a Great Cause
A Good Scare for a
Great Cause
This time of year, who doesn’t
love a great, chilling ghost story? This year, five mystery/thriller authors
have come together to fill that need for hungry readers – All in the name of a
good cause. Authors Susan Russo Anderson, DV Berkom, Jen Blood, Joanne Sydney
Lessner, and Wayne Zurl have each contributed a ghostly/paranormal short
featuring their respective series’ detectives, with 100% of their profits
donated to the non-profit organization Doctors Without Borders.
For just $1.99, you get plenty of
quality chills and thrills… And the knowledge that your hard-won dollars are
going to a great cause. To whet your appetite, here’s a snippet from SERIAL
SLEUTHS, Volume 1: Haunted.
The following excerpt is taken from DV Berkom’s short story Let
Sleeping Dogs Lie, featuring the heroine of her bestselling Kate Jones
thrillers.
I chose a
table near the front of the restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee with cream
and a plate of fry bread. One of the owners, Luci, came by with a full pot of
coffee. Her long, dark hair pulled back in a thick ponytail, she wore a
distinctive, silver squash-blossom necklace with earrings to match. Two men,
locals judging by their familiarity with Luci, sat at an adjacent table, with a
cup of coffee and a piece of pie in front of them. One wore a bright yellow
ball cap, while the other had placed his red one on the table in front of him.
They appeared to be friendly types, so I asked the guy with the yellow cap if
he was from around there.
He smiled as he took a leisurely
sip of his coffee. “Yep. Lived here all my life. Gary here has, too,” he said,
as he nodded at his companion. “Where're you from?”
“Durm. I guide Jeep tours down
the way.”
Yellow Cap appeared to ponder
this as he took a bite of pie. “What're you doin' in this neck of the woods,
you don't mind my asking?”
“Not at all,” I replied. Luci
placed a plate of fragrant fry bread and a squeeze bottle of honey in front of
me. My mouth watered as I cut into the warm, doughy goodness and wolfed down a
bite. “I'm looking for a friend, Rana Celik. She mentioned she was in Hok'ee
the last time I heard from her.”
Yellow Cap frowned and looked at
the other guy. “What's she look like?”
“Around five-four, medium build
with dark hair, brown eyes, and a Turkish accent. She would have been with a
guy named Tony,” I added with a smile. I didn't know if these guys were friends
of Tony's, and didn't want to tip them off I was worried.
Gary sat forward in his chair.
“Yeah, there was a couple here two days ago. The woman matches your
description. Turkish, huh?” I nodded and he continued. “They picked up supplies
at the grocery store. Said they were going camping.”
“Did they say where?” Two days.
I'd have to step up my game to find Rana before the trail went cold.
“Nope. But he had some weird ass
things for a camping trip in the back of his pickup. Witchy stuff, if you ask
me.”
“Witchy stuff?” I shifted
uneasily in my chair.
“You know, stuff for ceremonies
an' shit. He asked if Manny had any blood from a hog he just butchered. When he
said no, the guy got pissed off and stormed out of the store. Your friend
apologized for him and followed him out.”
“He Navajo?” Yellow Cap asked his
friend.
“Nah. A wannabe, maybe. I never
seen him around.”
“What kind of ceremony?” I had a
bad feeling about Tony's quest for blood.
Gary glanced at Yellow Cap and
shrugged. “It's probably nothin’.”
Yellow Cap seemed particularly
interested in the last bite of his pie. Luci walked over with the coffee and
freshened everyone's cup.
“He's talking about yee naaldlooshii. A Skinwalker,” she
said.
Yellow Cap cleared his throat.
“Aren't they like shapeshifters?”
I asked, ignoring his apparent attempt to silence Luci.
Luci nodded and set the coffee
pot on the table. “Usually coyotes, but they can turn into any animal. I've
heard they can even take over another person's body. Only thing is,” she
glanced at the two men at the table. “To become a Skinwalker, you have to be
initiated.”
“Which means,” I prompted.
She took a deep breath before
continuing. “Which means your friend is probably in danger. In order to gain
power, they're supposed to kill someone close to them.”
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Oct 12, 2012
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Tom holds a degree in art education from the University of Southern Maine and was an art teacher in mid coast Maine for over 37 years. He has exhibited watercolors, sculpture, oils and mixed media in various locations through out New England. Tom's most recent book illustrations includes, Togus, A Coon Cat Finds a Home by Don Carrigan and Baxter in the Blaine House by Paula Benoit.
*Photo by Dara Hurt
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Aug 22, 2012
Aldermere Achievers in The Belted Galloway Journal
The digital edition of the Belted Galloway Journal is out, and the Aldermere Achievers' trip to the North American International Livestock Expo (NAILE) in Louisville was spotlighted in the feature article.
The trip was an experience these kids (and their parents) will never forget. Again, thank you to Ron Howard, Heidi Baker, everyone at Aldermere Farm, the Belted Galloway Society, and friends, family, and supporters who made this happen.
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Aug 9, 2012
Ode to the Crow
"As a group, crows show remarkable examples of intelligence. Certain species top the avian IQ scale.[8] Wild hooded crows in Israel have learned to use bread crumbs for bait-fishing.[9] Crows will engage in a kind of mid-air jousting, or air-"chicken" to establish pecking order. Crows have been found to engage in feats such as sports,[10] tool use, the ability to hide and store food across seasons, episodic-like memory, and the ability to use individual experience in predicting the behavior of environmental conspecifics.[11]
Research has found some crow species capable not only of tool use but of tool construction as well.[2] One species, the New Caledonian Crow, has also been intensively studied recently because of its ability to manufacture and use its own tools in the day-to-day search for food. These tools include "knives" cut from stiff leaves and stiff stalks of grass.[12] Another skill involves dropping tough nuts into a trafficked street and waiting for a car to crush them open.[13][14] On October 5, 2007, researchers from the University of Oxford, England presented data acquired by mounting tiny video cameras on the tails of New Caledonian Crows. It turned out that they use a larger variety of tools than previously known, plucking, smoothing, and bending twigs and grass stems to procure a variety of foodstuffs.[15][16] Crows in Queensland, Australia have learned how to eat the toxic cane toad by flipping the cane toad on its back and violently stabbing the throat where the skin is thinner, allowing the crow to access the non-toxic innards; their long beaks ensure that all of the innards can be removed.[17][18]
Recent research suggests that crows have the ability to recognize one individual human from another by facial features.[19]
Crows are now considered to be among the world's most intelligent animals."
Aug 2, 2012
Taking Wing
Pig Wing Press will release the first book of The Black Ledge Series, The Keeper and the Rune Stone, in October 2012.
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Jul 2, 2012
A Question Meme from All the Blue-Eyed Angels Heroine Erin Solomon.
Jen Blood is author of the Amazon bestselling mystery All the Blue-Eyed Angels, the sequel of which will be released this week!! She is a social media and online marketing strategist for Gauss Media, and runs the popular mystery website, http://bloodwrites.com/. All the Blue-Eyed Angels will be Free! on July 3rd and 4th, in celebration of the release of the second book in the series, Sins of the Father. Be sure to download your copy!
From Jen:
To: diggs@downeastdailytribune.com, jjuarez@dc.fbi.gov
Subject: Vital research info
Meme!
So, something you may not know about me, Juarez, is my deep and abiding love for question memes—those viral Q&As you see all over the worldwide web. Diggs has come to accept this about me… If you want to stick around in any capacity at all, you’ll have to do the same, my friend. I have a couple of rules with them (mostly for Diggs, who really sucked at this whole thing when we first started):
So, something you may not know about me, Juarez, is my deep and abiding love for question memes—those viral Q&As you see all over the worldwide web. Diggs has come to accept this about me… If you want to stick around in any capacity at all, you’ll have to do the same, my friend. I have a couple of rules with them (mostly for Diggs, who really sucked at this whole thing when we first started):
- Witty/smartass
responses are acceptable, but you still have to answer the question. No passes
allowed.
- No
bitching about what a waste of time they are. Everybody knows they’re a
waste of time. That’s why we love them.
- Lies
are strictly prohibited.
- How
old do you look?
Exactly as old as I am. - Where
do you live?
At the moment? Taking care of my mother’s place in Portland, ME - Are
you waiting for something?
I’m always waiting for something. - What’s
one pet peeve of yours that is not common?
That sixty seconds you have to wait between taking the ice cream out of the freezer and the point at which it’s melty enough to eat. - Do you
want/have kids?
I have a dog. He’s plenty, thanks. - Have
you ever thought about converting your religion?
Buddhism always seems like a nice idea. Everybody’s so calm—they’d probably kick me out within a week. - Last
shocking news you heard?
“We think your dad was a serial killer.” That was pretty shocking. - What
was the last thing you drank?
Coffee. Last, first, and in between. - Who do
you most look like in your family?
My mother. Or so I’m told—I don’t see it, personally. (shut up, Diggs) - If you
could have something right now, anything, what would it be?
Aside from world peace or a night with Clooney? Figuring out what happened to my dad would be pretty good. - Where
does most of your family live?
Mother: Maine. Father: ? Grandfather: Maine. Everyone else: ? - Where
did you grow up?
Littlehope. The name says it all. - Where
do you want to go on vacation?
Back to Italy, I think. Juarez, get on that, would you? - Have
you ever had a panic attack?
Diggs? You wanna field that one? - What
can’t you wait for?
The question is, What can I wait for? I’m not the most patient person on the planet. - Who is
the last person you told you love them and meant it?
Einstein. And I always mean it. J - Have
your parents ever smoked pot?
No idea. Kat—Probably not. Booze was always her drug of choice. Dad? I would have said no way a few months ago. Now? No clue. - Want
someone back in your life?
Dad. - What
do you order at the bar?
Whatever I damn well please. - When
was the last time you cried really, really hard?
Littlehope’s mental meltdown comes to mind. - Ever
licked someone’s cheek?
Who hasn’t? - What
is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Ice cream. - Where
were you on July 4th, 2008?
Gawd. 2008? Was that the year of that awful patriot’s cruise in Boston Harbor, Diggs? Your ex, my ex, a boatload of tequila… Where’s a good blackout when you really need one? - What
are your nicknames?
Sol, Solomon - If you
could go back in time, how far back would you go?
The ‘20s. Dorothy Parker, the Round Table, all the best clothes… Definitely the ‘20s.
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Jun 19, 2012
We Need a Cartographer
The Keeper and the Rune Stone,
Book I of The Black Ledge Series.
Great fun, but as you can see, we need a cartographer.
Jun 6, 2012
Interview of Jen Blood, Author of the Erin Solomon Mystery Series
Jen Blood is a freelance writer and editor, Social Media Strategist at Gauss Media, and author of the mystery ALL THE BLUE-EYED ANGELS, the first novel in the Erin Solomon series. The second novel in this page-turner series will be out at the end of June. I can hardly wait.
All the Blue-Eyed Angels is Free this Wednesday and Thursday.
Do yourself a favor and download this page-turner!
Your book is set on the coast of Maine, and an island in
Penobscot Bay. Have you lived on an island in the Bay?
I worked for Outward Bound for a long time, so I spent tons
of time on Hurricane Island and have wonderful memories of my time out there.
For those who don't know, Hurricane is an island about ten miles off the
Rockland/Thomaston coast, and for years it was the go-to site for all things
Outward Bound around here. I also spent some time out on Monhegan and
Vinalhaven, and lived for a year out on Peak's Island. In ALL THE BLUE-EYED
ANGELS, Payson Isle is kind of an amalgamation of a few islands locally:
Friendship Long Island, Hurricane, and Monhegan chief among them.
I love the insular feel of island living, how genuinely
weird islanders are -- it seems to be a prerequisite that you have to be a
little off kilter to choose living somewhere one can only access by boat -- and
of course I love being surrounded by the ocean. It's a good way of life, all
things considered.
How many books do you plan with Erin Solomon and Stein?
I have eight books planned in the Erin Solomon
"arc," following the story of Erin's quest to learn the truth about
her father and to put the final pieces together about the deaths out on Payson
Isle. I also have at least one Diggs & Solomon novella planned outside that
arc -- a noir prequel told from Diggs' perspective that takes place the first
summer he and Erin "hooked up," in the course of their complicated
history.
Erin chases truth for fun. What does Jen do for fun?
I write about Erin chasing the truth! What could be more fun
than that?! J
When I'm not writing, though, I love the outdoors and can usually be found
hiking or biking with my dogs. I have a big geek streak, and get far too
invested in my favorite TV shows (I'm so not that girl with no TV -- I always
admire those people, but I'm just not one of them). I also run a website for
mystery/thriller readers and writers (http://bloodwrites.com/), so I read a lot
within the genre and review books for my site and for Awesome Indies. All
things considered, it's a pretty fun life. Busy, true, but I have no
complaints.
What inspired this mystery?
It started with the character of Erin Solomon -- though she
was initially Anna Solomon, until I found out there's a fairly well established
author by that name. I was listening to singer/songwriter Ellis Paul's album
"Translucent Soul" obsessively at the time, which he wrote while he
was going through a divorce. It's a very introspective, melancholy album, and
suddenly Erin started whispering in my ear. At the same time, I was reading
Laurie King's A DARKER PLACE, about a theologian whose husband and daughter are
killed in a cult suicide. From there everything just kind of gelled and
suddenly (ten years later) I had ALL THE BLUE-EYED ANGELS.
Your beginnings in writing? Honing your craft?
My mom saved the first story I ever wrote (actually, I
dictated it to her), which goes like this:
Once there was a girl named Jenny May. She had my blue eyes
and my blonde hair and my tuna fish sandwich.
I was three at the time. My mom was convinced I was a
genius, of course; I blame my obsession with the written word for the next
thirty-five years on my parents' unbridled enthusiasm when I was a tot. I was
super shy in elementary school, and definitely lived vicariously through my
characters when I was younger. I didn't write as much in high school because I
started doing theatre and really came out of my shell at that point, but at the
end of the day always found myself coming back to my notebook to write down my
thoughts. I find it hard to really figure out how I feel about anything if I
don't have a little time to set it down on the page and sit with it for a
while.
So...I picked up writing again after high school, then went
to Goddard College and got my BA in Liberal Arts as a Creative Writing major,
and went on to the University of Southern Maine to earn my MFA in Creative
Writing/Popular Fiction. As for honing the craft, I think that's an ongoing
process -- grad school really helped, because I had an opportunity to workshop
with some phenomenal authors. I'm gonna strut my geek cred a little more here
by saying that, in all honesty, a lot of what I learned about putting a story
together came by writing fanfiction, which I still do whenever I find the time
(though that’s honestly pretty rare at this point). It’s a great opportunity to
play around with structure, figure out my own rhythm, and learn a little about
producing content on (largely self-imposed) deadlines.
I also have an AWESOME writing group filled with some
phenomenal writers who are very generous about giving honest feedback. At the
end of the day, though, I think honing the craft is all about writing as much
as possible and then forcing your work on whatever poor souls will read it and
provide some insight until you're ready to actually start selling your stuff.
The marionettes are a fabulous macabre detail - what
inspired them?
I love the marionettes, they just give me chills every time
I think of them! I was initially pulled into the idea when I saw these dolls
made by the Amish when I was living in Kentucky. They were beautifully made,
but there was still a certain creep factor – mostly because dolls always kind
of give me the creeps. I did some research and found that a number of communes
and smaller religious groups rely on custom-made crafts as a source of income,
so from there I started thinking about how the Paysons would make their living.
I did a little more research and found this fabulously macabre angel marionette
online, and that was it – from that point on, I had my image. At some point I
want to actually do some kind of mock magazine cover featuring one of those
actual marionettes – charred, of course. Hmm. That’s not weird, right?
You might be asking the wrong person, Jen. Thank you so much for sharing this with us. I can't wait for Book Two to be released!
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Erin Solomon website: http://erinsolomon.com/
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May 24, 2012
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“WHO ran over my ROSE BUSH?” Mrs. Eikenbury’s voice thundered up the stairs.
Dell looked at Miles.“Uh-oh.”
Miles grinned. “She has a big voice for such a small woman.” Then added, “It’s all about projection.”
Dell went out to the landing and called down to her mother, “Someone looking for Dad. I think it has to do with the body in the carriage house.”
“There’s a body in the carriage house?” Mrs. Eikenbury asked, calmer. Everyone in the family knew what that meant.
“Yep. Dad should be home soon. He had a removal at Endaline, but he didn’t think he’d be long.”
“Alright. I’m going to start dinner. Damn. I loved that rose bush. This was its best year yet. It isn’t easy getting Rosa Wandering Jew established.”
May 4, 2012
An Interview with Vernon Baker, Dreams and Beaujolais
I was.
Saturday was the sort of day you don't waste if you
live on the Maine coast. Chilly, but starkly gorgeous. A perfect day to head up
the coast of Penobscot Bay to Belfast.
I turned off Route One and followed a narrow road along the shore for a few miles. His directions led to a winding gravel road which made its way down toward the water. I rounded a bend and his home came into view. Though I'd never visited the house, something,
a disconnected and fleeting memory, nagged. The place seemed familiar, though I
had never been here before.
I parked, and walked toward the house. Just as I
stepped onto the porch I looked out over the water, and it hit me. This was
just like Randolph Donovan's home as Vernon had described in Slow Boat to Purgatory. The gravel
drive. The house. The view down the Bay. Easy to see where he drew his
inspiration.
A note was taped to the door. It read:
Come in.
I needed something from the boat.
Make yourself comfortable in the library.
I will join you shortly.
I will join you shortly.
I peeked through the wavy glass beside the door and knocked,
anyway. No answer. I opened the door and entered a foyer, dimly
lit by streaks of sun from large windows and French doors on the opposite side
of the house. It was quiet. Where were his wife and kids? To my right a doorway
revealed the dining room. On my left a hall led deeper into the house. Hoping
it led to the library, I headed down the shadowy corridor. A worn oriental
runner in soft, rich colors muffled my footfalls. I poked my head in a few open
doors, and tried one closed one. A set of stairs descended to darkness. I
closed it quickly and passed by the other closed doors. Finally, on my
right, I came upon a tall set of doors, the type that slide into the
walls. They were cracked just enough for me to slide through.
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I
did, but stopped when I turned and faced the room. Shelves of books, there
had to be thousands, covered the walls. The rows of books stretched upward from
the floor to a ceiling at least twenty feet in height. Many of the books were
old, the leather covers cracked and colored by age. Déjà Vu again caressed the
furthest reaches of my mind, and my eyes moved to a certain section of the
shelving. Placed beside it, as if on purpose, the rolling library ladder
beckoned. Before I realized what I was doing I moved to the ladder and climbed.
Both hands gripped the stringers as I scanned the book titles, searching,
searching ... and then they fell on the one I sought. I'm not sure I breathed
for several moments while I stood staring at the leather spine of Lolita, by Nabokov.
Could
it be? Was this actually the book that hid the secret space, hidden within the
old walls of the library, Vernon had written about?
I
closed my eyes. This was silly. I was here to interview my friend and fellow
writer. Of course he drew his inspiration from his surroundings. I laughed at
the ridiculous notion that came unbidden, the feeling I had fallen into some
crack in reality and was floating through the pages of his book.
I
climbed back down the ladder.
Still,
it was hard to turn my back without knowing what was hidden behind the Nabakov.
The empty space I was sure was there seemed to call to me.
I
turned myself from it, and noticed, for the first time, a large wooden desk positioned before a set of windows partially obscured by heavy curtains. Stacks
of paper, multi-colored folders, what looked like the printed pages of a
manuscript, neatly arranged across the desk top, sat alongside an antique
letter opener and a small magnifying glass. An ornate ashtray inlaid with mother
of pearl sat along the right edge of the desk, an unlit but half-finished cigar
balanced along its edge. The image of Vernon with his cigar made me smile, and
then I noticed the two large crystal wine glasses, both half-full of a dark,
ruby-red liquid, and my smile grew. He wouldn’t be long.
I
stepped toward the window to see if he was on his way up, and froze.
Someone
sat in the large wingback chair facing the desk.
The
back of the chair faced me but I could clearly see the top of a man’s head, his
hair a golden brown, and his left hand resting on the arm of the old wingback.
Welts
and scars crisscrossed the hand, and a dark silver ring adorned the man’s
wedding finger. It covered the entire length of his finger from the knuckle to
the hand. Along the top of the ring was a white stone of some kind, and set
into that stone was a luminescent cross, a red cross.
The
hand rose from the arm of the chair and gestured. The man wanted me to sit
behind Vernon’s desk.
Slowly, I moved toward
the desk, never taking my eyes from the wingback. The man’s legs came into
view. A pair of boots made of worn brown leather, which reached his knees, were
evenly spaced on the floor. As I moved closer I saw a large floppy hat on his
lap, and when I reached the edge of the desk I was able to see the side of his
face.
He faced the window, not
me, and sunlight fell on the strong lines of his jaw, his cheek, and forehead.
Long flowing hair fell below his shoulders, and softened the planes of his
profile.
I reached for the edge
of the desk and gripped the cool wood, reassuring myself that it, this room,
and the man sitting in the chair, existed.
No sooner had that
thought occurred when the man turned to me. “Hello, Paige.”
Sweet Jesus. He did exist.
His eyes bored into me, dark
pools of mesmerizing intensity. It was as if I were falling into them. I
resisted the urge to move closer, to peer deeper. They beckoned as if doorways
to secrets and places I desperately wanted to pursue. It unnerved me.
Until he smiled. “It’s a
pleasure to meet you, finally. Have a seat behind the desk. We have much to
talk about.”
I kept my eyes on him as
I moved to the chair, a simple wooden swivel office chair, and sat. Using my
notepad as an excuse, I placed it in front of me and pulled myself from his
gaze. I pretended to study the list of questions for a moment, but my composure
was blown. When I looked up, the man's bemused smile revealed he knew it,
too.
"Vernon has been
called away for a bit. A mutual friend of ours had some stories that needed
telling. I told Vernon I would stand in for him. Besides...he said you’ve been
dying to meet me.”
I pinched myself in the
upper leg.
He laughed then, a
melodic rumbling that started somewhere deep within him and echoed off the
walls of books. It was the most beautiful laugh I’d ever heard. It pulled me
from my wonderment and I smiled.
“That’s better. Now, you
came to do an interview, to hear what Vernon has up his sleeve, to talk
about The Arimathean. I believe I can help you with that.”
I took a deep breath,
flipped over my page of notes to a fresh blank page and began.
“Who are you?”
Again, he
laughed. “Really, Paige? I think you know the answer to that, but I’ll
play along. My name is Arnaud Tousseau. At least that is the name I’ve used for
the last seventy years. My real name, the name I was born with many years ago,
is Gaspar de Rouse.”
At the sound of that name
I accepted that I had, in fact, crossed over a plane of mortal existence and
entered a world beyond my understanding. Either that, or I was fast asleep in
my bed dreaming the most vivid and life like vision of my life.
“Or perhaps, a
combination of both,” he said.
“You’re reading my mind.”
How could this be a dream?
“Of course I’m reading
your mind, and perhaps you are dreaming. Would that make this any less real?
What do you actually know of dreams? Do you know what they are and can be, who
uses them as portals into the minds of men?”
He stood. He was tall,
the long jacket he wore almost touched the floor. He reached across the table
and pushed one of the wine glasses toward me, lifted the other, and gently
touched the glasses together. The haunting peal of tiny crystal bells floated
away across the room.
“Here’s to dreams, and
the beings who inhabit them.”
He took a drink, gave me
a wink, and sat again.
“I have so many things I
want to ask you. I don’t know where to start. I wasn’t prepared. For you.”
“Ask me about wine.”
“Wine?”
“Yes. You love wine. We
have that in common although I think your love of Beaujolais could be better
placed.”
I smiled. Vernon hates
Beaujolais and had teased me about it on more than one occasion.
“But it isn’t really the
Beaujolais you love, is it?” he mused, studying me.
No, it wasn’t. Savvy.
Crafty, too. I’d have to work to get answers to my questions. “What’s your
favorite wine?”
“Syrah. Old French
Syrah, the kind they make in southern France. It is imbued with the centuries of
men, winemakers and farmers, who have worked and trod that stony ground even
longer than I have lived. There is one in particular I have an affinity for. It
comes from a small vineyard hidden away from the eyes of most mortals.”
“What’s it called?”
“Domaine Templier.”
“Domaine Templar.”
“That’s right.”
“You were a Templar.”
“I am a Templar, Paige.
I will be a Templar until the day I die. There are those who walk the earth
today who claim that mantle. They have no idea what it means to take up the
cross, to give your life to it.”
“You’re referring to Dominicus
and the organization he belongs to, aren’t you?”
“Yes, The Order of The
Broken Cross, as they call themselves. They profess to be the rightful heirs to
the lineage of the Templars and while those who begat their coven were indeed
Templars, they were traitors...as is Dominicus.”
“So you’re the last of
the real Templars?”
“Perhaps.”
“What does that mean,
perhaps?”
“It means that while you
are asking the questions it is I who is giving the answers, some of which will
not be forthcoming. Next question.”
Something in
the cast of his eyes, the sudden lack of a smile, steered my questions in
another direction.
“How old are you?”
“I’m seven-hundred and
fifty-six years old.”
I stared at him for a
moment trying to prod my mind into acceptance of what this all meant and what
to say to him.
“What’s the greatest
thing you’ve witnessed in all your years?”
He thought for a moment,
spun the glass, lost, it seemed, in the swirling liquid. “Mankind. I’ve seen
them achieve so many great things, create such amazing civilizations. I’ve
watched in wonder as artists, scientists, inventors have transformed the lives
of men. Even now I can scarcely believe how the world has changed.”
“You say Mankind, as if
you are no longer a part of it.”
“I’m still a man, Paige.
I never stopped being a man. I simply no longer live my life as a man. I live
it as if I am some sort of extraterrestrial being walking unseen and unnoticed,
for the most part, among beings who look like me.”
Something had crept into
his voice, a shadow had fallen across his face. I realized it was loneliness.
“What is the worst thing
you’ve seen in all these years?”
There was another long
drawn out pause before he answered. “How little the souls of humans have
changed. For all the advancements around us mankind remains what it has always
been, fierce, warlike, and destructive of each other. I’m never surprised by
the savagery of men. As a warrior myself I understand it. It is part of us just
as it is part of those we call angels. They exist in a state of perpetual
war...why not us?”
He drank from the glass
again and looked me in the eye. “Try some of the wine, Paige, and then lighten
up a bit. Ask me something fun.”
I sipped the wine. It
really was wonderful. Fun. Hmm. “Vernon’s hinted in the book that you’ve had a,
how should I say this? Someone special in your life--I mean, you’re seven
hundred years old, but you're a man....”
I made a mess of the
question, which elicited another of his addicting chuckles. “I don’t want
to spoil Vernon’s stories so I will only agree with your statement, I am a
man.”
My cheeks burned. I
tried to salvage it. “I mean, love, in general. Not just romantic love, but
people you have loved, and...”
“Lost. Yes.”
“Tell me,” I leaned
forward. “About love. And loss. Please.”
“It’s a burden. And
it’s liberating.”
“Will you tell me about
the burden you bear?”
“Mortal moments are
fleeting. One lifetime is often not enough to move beyond our own imposed
boundaries and know true love.” He smiled. “Being immortal frees me to love in
ways... in a way that can't quite be understood these days. To love a man in
friendship, deeply and unconditionally. And accept his. To love a woman until
your souls shatter. I would not have known those loves in one lifetime. Loss
teaches us to love. To not waste time. The curse of loss is the most inspiring
teacher.” He smiled, sadly, and then continued on in a mischievous tone. I do have a few, shall we say, guilty
pleasures that ease my burdens. I have a weakness for beauty. I drive an Aston
Martin. I collect art of the old Masters, and new ones. I love great wine.” He
raised his glass, tipped it to me, and drank the rest in one swallow.
My eyes were drawn back
to his hand as he held the glass to his lips. The ring flashed in a ray of
sunlight and the red stone, fashioned into a cross, dazzled my eyes as a wave
of warm invasive light enveloped my mind.
I began to panic for a
moment as I realized that the room, the man seated before me, even the chair
upon which I had been sitting only a moment ago were all gone and that I was
floating somewhere disconnected from reality.
I felt the sudden urge
to cry out when I once more heard his voice, Gaspar’s.
“It’s okay, Paige. Our
time together is over, for now. We’ll meet again. It may be on the pages of
Vernon’s books or it may be in some other way but we will meet again.”
As Gaspar’s voice faded
away the panic and fear was replaced by a warm feeling of security and wonder.
I felt an overwhelming urge to sleep...in peace.
A sound, far off
intruded incessantly keeping me from the sleep I now craved. A damn phone. In a
semi-comatose state I reached out and retrieved the phone that sat beside my
bed only half conscious of where I was.
“Hello.”
“Paige?”
“Hello? Who is this.”
“It’s Vernon, Paige, are
you asleep? You were supposed to be at my house at noon for our interview. What, did you drink too much crummy Beaujolais last night?”
I sat straight up and
looked around the room. My room. I mumbled something into the phone,
something that drew a laugh and a question from my friend. But it was what was
lying on the night stand that held my attention.
A golden medallion,
attached to a long gold chain of heavy links, was propped up, leaning on the
bedside lamp. It was shaped like a star and in the center of the medallion was
a red Templar cross ringed by words, SIGILLVM TEMPLI XPESTI. And beside the medallion
was a sheet of paper. I reached out and lifted it. It was heavy, luxurious,
like no other paper I’d ever felt. Written in a beautiful cursive script was a
short sentence, “To, Paige. With love and
affection. G. de Rouse.
“Paige? Paige? Are you
there?”
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