All sorts of things have a power which is awe-inspiring in its strength and magical in the mystery of its fount. The surge of the sea, new spring growth on brittle gray branches, the winds of a storm, or a crackling fire - all evince life's energy. The complexity and mystique of its endurance comforts, reassures, and humbles.
May 3, 2011
Barn Magic
All sorts of things have a power which is awe-inspiring in its strength and magical in the mystery of its fount. The surge of the sea, new spring growth on brittle gray branches, the winds of a storm, or a crackling fire - all evince life's energy. The complexity and mystique of its endurance comforts, reassures, and humbles.
Apr 25, 2011
Genetic Tendencies
She did a great witch's cackle and was often called upon to do it. I also remember a skirt she had when I was very little that was long and flowing and had moons on it. I called it her witch skirt. It was dressy and elegant, not the least bit costume-ish, but the moons reminded me of my favorite book at that age, The Witch of Hissing Hill. The name stuck. My mother liked it (but she’d also bought the book).
Hazel? The witch on Bugs Bunny with the spinning bobby pins? We thought she rocked.
Apr 24, 2011
444 Submission to 4 Corners Press
I looked around Reception for a security guard. None to be seen, they were likely hiding in the break room watching this from the safety of the monitors. Cowards.
Apr 22, 2011
My Hero
A man among men, he's a champion for the downtrodden and overwhelmed. He rides alone, few brave enough to join him on his quest.
Apr 14, 2011
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Apr 11, 2011
Gustatus Similis Pullus receives ....
Awarded by none other than Deirdra Eden-Coppel !
"I love your site and as I browsed your blog I decided to award you the Creative Blog Award." D.E.-C.
Deirdra is a fresh new author with a strong voice and a passion for creative marketing in a changing literary world. She works full time as a professional writer and illustrator. In 2009 she began creating animation for e-books.
Deirdra has spent the last decade captivating audiences of all ages with her novels and fairy tales. Her specialty is fantastic fiction that delves into documented historical phenomenon and natural disasters of biblical proportions. Her novels entice indulgence of the fine line between fact and fantasy.
Thank you, Deirdra! We're thrilled!
Apr 10, 2011
Cataclysmic
Said something.
About the cat.
Apr 6, 2011
Have You Hugged Your Butter Knife Today?

We all know the wheel changed history, but I'm pretty sure there wouldn't have been a wheel without a butter knife. Or butter flint. Or whatever.
The butter knife is an unsung hero, and it gets the shaft. There isn't an inventor or tinkerer, or otherwise noteworthy person, who did not have an intimate relationship with their butter knife.
I know Ben Franklin embraced his butter knife. Hedy Lamarr used one developing a "Secret Communications System" to help combat the Nazis in World War II, and she looked good doing it, too.
I'm no Ben Franklin, or Hedy Lamarr (alas), but I recognize greatness when I see it, and the butter knife is, far and away, the most versatile tool in one's arsenal. And, as any person who regularly uses tools knows, findability is key. It's never lost because you have seven more!
I've screwed screws. Pried paint can lids. Fished toast from the toaster(tip - unplug the toaster). Removed coins and caps from the vacuum nozzle. Spackled putty. Cleaned spark plugs. Lifted flat things with a fine seam. Spliced wire. Mixed accelerants. Tested cakes. Dug dandelions. Weeded stone paths. Fixed glasses. Banged things. Propped things. Spread things. Stirred things. Shaved things. Eaten things.
Rounded end, pointed tip? Sculpted handle or pistol grip? Vive la Butter Knife!
Apr 3, 2011
Chairman of the Abhorred IV
The stranger stood back, studying him. "You know, Mick? I'm worried about you. You have that mottled look. Any history of hypertension in your family?"
Mick struggled and protested but only garbles got past the duct tape.
"You really should take more care. Treat yourself better. Body, temple, and all that. No matter. I think I have just the solution. A day of beauty!" The intruder raised Mick's own pint of Scotch in salute, and took another haul.
Mick flailed, shaking his head. "UhNNph."
The stranger stroked his scraggly beard. "How we feel on the inside is so important. Don't you agree? Difficult with a rotted soul, I know, but I'm nothing if not optimistic! Set small goals! We'll set aside all the people you've screwed, women you've exploited, dollars you've stolen, lies you've told - we'll set that all aside. For a minute." He removed a pan from his satchel, and filled it with water at the vanity. He plugged in the hot plate, and then then turned back to Mick. "Let's get these restrictive clothes off you."
Mick shook his head, frantically, eyes bulging.
"Don't be silly! One can't fully experience hot stone massage with clothes on ..."
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Apr 1, 2011
Tragic Magic III
Nope. Definitely not right. The concoction in the pitted cauldron should have turned a clear blue. And no lumps.
Harriet skimmed the list of ingredients with her finger. Yep, yep, yep, all there. She reread she directions, yep, yep ... how had she missed stick of juniper in the fire?
She grabbed one and threw it into the flames, saying a silent prayer to Hecate and anyone else who might be listening.

She opened the door just enough to stick her head out, but he pushed it right open and stepped inside with a wide smile. "Good day to you. I wonder if I might have a few moments of your time." He looked around her kitchen, his smile growing. "Just in time, I see. Excellent."
"I'm afraid now's not a good time, Mr. ..."
"Pithwick. Cecil B. Pithwick, at your service." He bowed, sweeping the derby off his head.
"Mr. Pillwick. I'm sorry, but now's not the best time-"
He sniffed. "Pithwick. Forgot the juniper branch, didn't you? Happens to the best of us," he said, shaking his head.
He walked to the cauldron, patting the bunny's head as he passed, and peered in. "Oh, fear not. This is salvageable. A bit of salt will do the trick." He chuckled, and confided, "works with stew, to." He reached into his vest pocket and sprinkled a pinch of something in. The cauldron belched blue smoke. "There. Right as rain."
Harriet's eyebrow went up and she frowned. "How did you-"
He dismissed her question with a wave. "Now. As I was saying. Just a few moments and I'll be on my way."
"If you're selling-"
He laughed, genuinely amused. "Selling! Good heavens, no. I'm from the Council of Enchanted Creatures," he paused, and looked at Harriet's bunny. "And our radar went off when you conjured ..." his voice trailed off.
"Bun Bun," Harriet supplied.
"Yes, Bun Bun." His eyebrow went up, but he continued, "the Council has need of Bun Bun's services." He paused and looked around the worn kitchen, before continuing, "you will, of course, be compensated for your efforts. Both of you."
At Harriet's confused look, Pillwick exclaimed, "Why, you have no idea, do you! Your Bun Bun, is a Cuniculus Afflatus. One of the rarest of all enchanted creatures, channeling divine knowledge. He is the proverbial Lucky Rabbit, and still has all four feet! We thought we'd have to wait years to find one, and POOF, you conjured him, just like that!"
Harriet looked at the bunny. He shrugged his ears.
"What did you have in mind?" she asked.
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Mar 31, 2011
Beltie Cow, Beltie Cow Turn Around!
Unique Training Techniques for Heifers
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Turn Around
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Touch the Ground
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Run away
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Enjoy your hay
Mar 29, 2011
She looked annoyed, and recited in a flat voice. ..
Mar 26, 2011
The Alabaster Chalice

The Black Ledge Series
“A headache.” The Keeper let out a long sigh and turned to the kids. “The Alabaster Chalice is an artifact with a tangled history. A Dwarven artifact, one of the four elementals. It’s a large vessel, carved, obviously, from Alabaster. Beautiful, and ancient.”
“No. It’s cursed, and no good can come of it. Get it out of my waters,” she said.
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Mar 23, 2011
Cut, but not bleeding
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What is the strongest aspect of this excerpt?
The best aspect of this story was the author's ability to create a nice sibling dynamic with the Driscoll children. Eleanor, Jack, Rob and Flora were all easy to relate to and really fun to read about.
I liked the set-up to the story too. You could practically feel the excitement as the kids explored their new mansion.
I loved that the author gave EACH character a bit of personality. Even the parents, who barely have any "page time" in the story are fleshed out. The father is a research scientist who has discovered a new anti-viral drug that will apparently change the course of medicine and has therefore given the family a boat load of money to afford their new home. The mother is caring and has created the perfect environment for her kids to live in by transforming the once cold and dreary home into a comfy, cozy place to live.
The kids are all unique and individual. Rob, the eldest, is kind and nurturing. He leads his siblings with ease. Jack is whimsical and adventurous. Flora is bursting with eight-year old exuberance and our (seemingly) main character Eleanor is sarcastic and witty. I liked all of the people in this story.
I found myself wanting to continue on with the story because of the fast-paced prose and the loveable characters.
What aspect needs the most work?
I loved this entry and couldn't really find anything wrong with it. I think the author could have taken his/her time with getting the kids to the cave that they discover the carved riddle in. It seemed a LITTLE rushed. One second we are on a beach collecting crabs, the next we are in a cave reading an ancient riddle on an irridescent wall? It felt a bit too fast for me. But, it still worked.
What is your overall opinion of this excerpt?
I really enjoyed this entry. It was one of my favorites of the YA selections I have read. The pacing was perfect for a young person. Kids will relish every second of this. The characters are diverse and easy to like. The kids weren't bratty or annoying in any way, which was a relief. It seems like most of the characters in YA novels these days are either too whiney or too exhausting to care about.
All four of the Driscoll children are well mannered and seem to really enjoy eachother's company, which is rare with siblings in novels. I liked that they had a unity about them.
I also loved the fantasy element that we are introduced to in the beginning of the story. A dwarf being killed by some sort of monster?! What was the mysterious object he released in his final moments of life?
Also, who did the voice in the cave that spoke to the children belong to? I was eager to find out!
I really loved this YA entry! Very fast, easy and fun read. Kids will love this one.
Feb 28, 2011
Knocking on Wood
Feb 20, 2011
Second Breakfast

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Jan 26, 2011
Chairman of the Abhorred III
A Forbes profile. It didn't get much better than that. Of course his wife, between olives, pointed out Bernie Madoff had a Forbes profile, too.
Jan 25, 2011
That Squiggly Red Line Should Be Telling You Something
Author forward: A little venting, but bear with me - there's humor here.
Jan 18, 2011
Wilder and Wilder
Over the moon
A cloud in flight
Take my hand, Boon
Twisting leaning
Every which way
A visual frolic of
Fey disarray
A wolf, A cat
A twinkling eye
A watcher, A keeper
A soul lets fly
The Magic Man stands
And sweeps his baton
His brush our chariot
Hang on, Hang on

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Charles Wilder Oakes
I have a special friend. Magic surrounds him - it touches all he meets. Love to you, SP. xox
Nov 4, 2010
Hobnobbing
The Hob was three and a half feet tall, sturdy, and suitably attired in a red plaid shirt and overalls. Sporting a straw hat and whistling, he stopped what he was doing when he saw the children approaching.
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Sep 3, 2010
The Promise
All full circle. An ending connecting with a beginning. This child had everything ahead of her. It should have alleviated the woman's sorrow, but it did not. Would she find true happiness, or would she, too, someday stand beside a future of hopes and dreams with regrets and worries.
Two generations separated them. Two generations of wrong choices and sadness, and it came back on her shoulders. That this child did not have her mother was the old woman's burden to bear. Oh, yes, society played a role. There was some consolation in that, on a cheap day, but cheap days were the reason she stood alone beside the sleeping child.
This child, this beautiful child, was her chance to right those wrongs. Her chance to do the things she should have done fifty years ago. She sensed it was her last chance. She would not fail. She owed the child that.

In homes where domestic violence occurs, children are at risk. Regardless of whether children are physically abused or not, the emotional effects of witnessing domestic violence are very similar to the psychological trauma associated with being a victim of child abuse. Each year, an estimated minimum of 3.3 million children witness domestic violence.
Aug 18, 2010
Maybe, Maybe Not
Hebert's true calling in life was not from the constabulary. Constables are jovial men who lean on diner counters, stirring coffee and shooting the breeze. Constables help Mrs. Billing’s get her cat out of the tree. Hebert was petrified of Mrs. Billings (although, in all fairness to Hebert, most people were).
Hebert had mastered one thing in life: not being noticed. His hair wasn't even a definable color. It wasn't brown, and it wasn't blond. Most of it wasn't there. What was there his wife Mildred's whistle sharp scissors kept just long enough to comb over his dull scalp.
So off he went each day in his beige polyester uniform, praying he wouldn’t be drawn into conversation, needed, or kids wouldn't stuff a potato in the exhaust pipe of the town cruiser. But for the efforts of Mildred he might have known real success. Of course it would have been easier for Mildred to be the Constable; she would’ve preferred it (as would’ve Hebert), but it simply wasn’t done in a small New England town, so Mildred managed best she could. She was Constable De Facto. She sent Hebert out each morning while she answered the phone, made the decisions, and called Hebert on his car radio and told him what to do.
This system worked well, and the town of Flatsford (pronounced Flatsfud) enjoyed a peaceful run for most of Hebert’s career. The only tangible threat to his comfort zone was the annual town meeting. As Constable, his presence was required at the door of the school gymnasium, and the one day a year gave him anxiety-induced acid reflux. The year the budget included a controversial expenditure for dog waste receptacles at the park still tightened his chest and made his palms sweat. Most years, though, attendance was low, and he managed to avoid conversation, except for Mrs. Billings who snapped at him to stand up straight as she passed.
But all good things come to an end, and his life was about to change.