May 3, 2011

Barn Magic

   
      All sorts of things have a power which is awe-inspiring in its strength and magical in the mystery of its fount. The surge of the sea, new spring growth on brittle gray branches, the winds of a storm, or a crackling fire - all evince life's energy. The complexity and mystique of its endurance comforts, reassures, and humbles.


     I find it in a barn. Every corner thrums with vitality. Comforting sounds of feet shuffling, chains rattling, water dripping from muzzles, the munching of grain, even the scurry of little gray feet dodging large hooves for a dropped oat morsel. The scents of pine shavings, fresh hay, and the animals themselves, both invigorate but soothe the psyche. Little else brings the contentment one finds closing the barn doors on a cold winter night, knowing all are fed and content, sheltered and safe.
     Even the old, empty barn has a life force. Faded, it clings gently to the ghosts of past occupants. Spiders hang in corners, bits of dust dance in shafts of sunlight, smells linger in spite of being stale. Wood creaks, and rusted hardware eager to be worked thirsts for a bit of oil and a strong hand. Defying the silence, swallows swoop and chatter.
     I slowly close the old heavy doors, remembering and a bit wistful, but also at peace. All is still content here.




Apr 25, 2011

Genetic Tendencies



We like witches in our family. I guess. They keep popping up in family stories. I think my mother had a lot to do with it. Well-behaved women, history, and all that.  She had a soft spot for witches.
She did a great witch's cackle and was often called upon to do it. I also remember a skirt she had when I was very little that was long and flowing and had moons on it. I called it her witch skirt. It was dressy and elegant, not the least bit costume-ish, but the moons reminded me of my favorite book at that age, The Witch of Hissing Hill. The name stuck. My mother liked it (but she’d also bought the book).
Whenever Marie Laveau played on the radio, someone always ran and turned it up.
Hazel?  The witch on Bugs Bunny with the spinning bobby pins?  We thought she rocked.
Our family’s sailboat was named the Water Witch. An unrelated story behind the name, but there's that word again.
So years later, the angel atop my mother's Christmas tree was fair game. It was a corn husk angel, and old, so her skirts were dry and curled...windblown? Perhaps. She's holding a trumpet, but it’s kind of droopy now, and one could conceivably mistake it for a wand if one looked quickly. If one was two and had a cool Granny.
My daughter was two, and had a cool Granny. She also lisped (she's thirteen now, and does not). We'd stopped at my mother's for a quick visit on our way home. Frances ran in, ahead of her sister, to see my mother's Christmas tree. She came charging back to the kitchen, eyes wide and delighted, to report to her sister, "A WITth. Granny has a WITth on her tree!"
My mother was tickled. With the idea, and with my daughter's delight. The shadowed sense of humor evident at such a young age (heart clutch) ... the legacy lives on.



Apr 24, 2011

444 Submission to 4 Corners Press


Four Corners Press is having a contest! 444 word submissions about dreams, and I continued with a post of another character...
No boundaries. Good thing.

Nuptials from Hell

Busy time of year. Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines.
Dead. Lines. Lost souls get backed up if you don't stay right on top of them. This one isn't happy about where they’re going. That one has unfinished business. blah blah blah. The whining gets to you. Now serving number 8,936,472,785. Next.
Days like this I need an assistant, but good help’s hard to find. Most applicants only see the position as a stepping-stone, and corporate sabotage is always a concern. Some would lift your best spells and curses, some are just using you to climb the corporate ladder (they don't know the back door is at the top), and some have aspirations of Disney. Not everyone is a Sabrina, but they don't want to hear the truth.
My left arm for a Renfield. Yeah, he had a few problems, needed occasional stroking, and fresh blood, but overall he was a loyal employee who was fulfilled by his career choice.
I digress - I was sitting in Reception. We all have to do so many volunteer hours a decade – licensure requirement- and it was my turn. I was sorting the new arrivals and it wasn’t going well. My quill had a leak and blotches of Eternal Ink were staining The Book—turning Hells into Hell-Os. There was no rhyme or reason in the queue of souls waiting. Up, down, the hangers-on ... and in came the Dream Dallier. I groaned.
The Dream Dallier is the After Life’s jester, the fool, and a nightmare to have around (literally). He’s a walking chicken/egg quandary. Have millennia of screwing around in people’s heads made him an odd duck, or, was he the obvious choice for the job because he was an odd duck? Hard to say. He’s a strange dude.
He sashayed into Reception, drunk as a skunk. Giggling and reeling, he raised a pint in greeting to the reception area at large. He had a Banshee by the hand, and she was just as drunk as he.
“Toatht! Toatht! I’ve taken me bride!” he slurred, and they both collapsed into giggles sending rice sprinkling across the cold marble floor.
Whoever’d showered the happy couple with fertility blessings needed their heads examined. What sort of offspring would bless this union? He was weird, and she was worse. Would a toddling Junior cavort through sleeping people’s heads, shrieking? At least the Dallier was kinda cute, but the Banshee was a fright. All gray and wavy, and it wasn’t just ’cause she was drunk.
            I looked around Reception for a security guard. None to be seen, they were likely hiding in the break room watching this from the safety of the monitors. Cowards.



(to be continued)

Apr 22, 2011

My Hero

   

     A man among men, he's a champion for the downtrodden and overwhelmed. He rides alone, few brave enough to join him on his quest.
     His arrival heralds salvation from misery and despair. He swings from his mount, accepting his duty with somber humility.  A gentle smile reassures all will be righted, and the sufferers will be delivered from the evil oppression.  Hope warms my frozen heart.
     Bravely he battles an enemy which has grown to formidable proportions. Time stands still in this ageless battle of good versus evil, but he prevails.
     My soul rejoices and hope springs anew.
     He casts a jaunty salute to the adoring crowd and swings back onto his perch. No rest for the weary--another tired soul awaits him, but the world is a better place. My garbage is gone.

Apr 11, 2011

Gustatus Similis Pullus receives ....





Awarded by none other than Deirdra Eden-Coppel !


"I love your site and as I browsed your blog I decided to award you the Creative Blog Award." D.E.-C.



Deirdra is a fresh new author with a strong voice and a passion for creative marketing in a changing literary world. She works full time as a professional writer and illustrator. In 2009 she began creating animation for e-books.

Deirdra has spent the last decade captivating audiences of all ages with her novels and fairy tales. Her specialty is fantastic fiction that delves into documented historical phenomenon and natural disasters of biblical proportions. Her novels entice indulgence of the fine line between fact and fantasy.

Her goal in writing is to saturate her books with intrigue, mystery, romance and plot twists that will keep her readers in suspense. She wants to see fingerprints on the front and back covers where readers have gripped the novel with white knuckles.

Aside from writing, Deirdra enjoys jousting in arenas, planning invasions, horseback riding through open meadows, swimming in the ocean, hiking up mountains, camping in cool shady woods, climbing trees barefoot and going on adventures.

Thank you, Deirdra! We're thrilled!

Apr 10, 2011

Cataclysmic

Was the cat mean because he lived with the Melton kids or were the Melton kids mean because they lived with the cat?

Hard to say. The good news is there was only one cat. The bad news was there were three Meltons. 

Said something. 

About the cat.

The Melton kids were rotten. Mrs. Melton worked a second shift because the factory was more peaceful than home. Teachers had been known to choose early retirement when they saw the name on their September roster. The cops drew straws when they were called to the Meltons' street.

Joey Melton had a way with snakes, and he thought teachers' desk drawers were a great place to keep them. Stevie Melton was a thief and an accomplished pickpocket. Marvin Melton liked blowing things up. All three liked tormenting the neighborhood kids, especially the littler ones, because the Meltons were lazy, too.

The cat's name was Smokey, but no one called him that. No one ever called him anyway, but after one of Marvin Melton's duct tape bombs lit his tail on fire with flying, flaming adhesive the name didn't seem like the best choice. Even to the Meltons.




Apr 6, 2011

Have You Hugged Your Butter Knife Today?


We all know the wheel changed history, but I'm pretty sure there wouldn't have been a wheel without a butter knife. Or butter flint. Or whatever.

The butter knife is an unsung hero, and it gets the shaft. There isn't an inventor or tinkerer, or otherwise noteworthy person, who did not have an intimate relationship with their butter knife.

I know Ben Franklin embraced his butter knife. Hedy Lamarr used one developing a "Secret Communications System" to help combat the Nazis in World War II, and she looked good doing it, too.

I'm no Ben Franklin, or Hedy Lamarr (alas), but I recognize greatness when I see it, and the butter knife is, far and away, the most versatile tool in one's arsenal. And, as any person who regularly uses tools knows, findability is key. It's never lost because you have seven more!

I've screwed screws. Pried paint can lids. Fished toast from the toaster(tip - unplug the toaster). Removed coins and caps from the vacuum nozzle. Spackled putty. Cleaned spark plugs. Lifted flat things with a fine seam. Spliced wire. Mixed accelerants. Tested cakes. Dug dandelions. Weeded stone paths. Fixed glasses. Banged things. Propped things. Spread things. Stirred things. Shaved things. Eaten things.

Rounded end, pointed tip? Sculpted handle or pistol grip? Vive la Butter Knife!



Apr 3, 2011

Chairman of the Abhorred IV

Wild-eyed wasn't a flattering look on Mick. He was trussed like a turkey, and duct tape covered his mouth.

The stranger stood back, studying him. "You know, Mick? I'm worried about you. You have that mottled look. Any history of hypertension in your family?"

Mick struggled and protested but only garbles got past the duct tape.

"You really should take more care. Treat yourself better. Body, temple, and all that. No matter. I think I have just the solution. A day of beauty!" The intruder raised Mick's own pint of Scotch in salute, and took another haul.

Mick flailed, shaking his head. "UhNNph."

The stranger stroked his scraggly beard. "How we feel on the inside is so important. Don't you agree? Difficult with a rotted soul, I know, but I'm nothing if not optimistic! Set small goals! We'll set aside all the people you've screwed, women you've exploited, dollars you've stolen, lies you've told - we'll set that all aside. For a minute." He removed a pan from his satchel, and filled it with water at the vanity. He plugged in the hot plate, and then then turned back to Mick. "Let's get these restrictive clothes off you."

Mick shook his head, frantically, eyes bulging.

"Don't be silly! One can't fully experience hot stone massage with clothes on ..."



Chairman of the AbhorredChairman of the Abhorred II
Chairman of the Abhorred III
Chairman of the Abhorred V

Apr 1, 2011

Tragic Magic III




Nope. Definitely not right. The concoction in the pitted cauldron should have turned a clear blue. And no lumps.

Harriet skimmed the list of ingredients with her finger. Yep, yep, yep, all there. She reread she directions, yep, yep ... how had she missed stick of juniper in the fire?

She grabbed one and threw it into the flames, saying a silent prayer to Hecate and anyone else who might be listening.

The bunny twitched an ear, catching her attention. He pointed toward the door, and through the glass she saw an elderly man, hand up, about to knock. He was short, his round face only showing in the lower pane, a houndstooth derby in the middle one. He smiled and dropped his hand when he realized she saw him.

She opened the door just enough to stick her head out, but he pushed it right open and stepped inside with a wide smile. "Good day to you. I wonder if I might have a few moments of your time." He looked around her kitchen, his smile growing. "Just in time, I see. Excellent."

"I'm afraid now's not a good time, Mr. ..."

"Pithwick. Cecil B. Pithwick, at your service." He bowed, sweeping the derby off his head.

"Mr. Pillwick. I'm sorry, but now's not the best time-"

He sniffed. "Pithwick. Forgot the juniper branch, didn't you? Happens to the best of us," he said, shaking his head.

He walked to the cauldron, patting the bunny's head as he passed, and peered in. "Oh, fear not. This is salvageable. A bit of salt will do the trick." He chuckled, and confided, "works with stew, to."  He reached into his vest pocket and sprinkled a pinch of something in. The cauldron belched blue smoke. "There. Right as rain."

Harriet's eyebrow went up and she frowned. "How did you-"

He dismissed her question with a wave. "Now. As I was saying. Just a few moments and I'll be on my way."

"If you're selling-"

He laughed, genuinely amused. "Selling! Good heavens, no. I'm from the Council of Enchanted Creatures," he paused, and looked at Harriet's bunny. "And our radar went off when you conjured ..." his voice trailed off.

"Bun Bun," Harriet supplied.

"Yes, Bun Bun." His eyebrow went up, but he continued, "the Council has need of Bun Bun's services." He paused and looked around the worn kitchen, before continuing, "you will, of course, be compensated for your efforts. Both of you."

At Harriet's confused look, Pillwick exclaimed, "Why, you have no idea, do you! Your Bun Bun, is a Cuniculus Afflatus. One of the rarest of all enchanted creatures, channeling divine knowledge. He is the proverbial Lucky Rabbit, and still has all four feet! We thought we'd have to wait years to find one, and POOF, you conjured him, just like that!"

Harriet looked at the bunny. He shrugged his ears.

"What did you have in mind?" she asked.



Tragic Magic
Tragic Magic II

Mar 31, 2011

Beltie Cow, Beltie Cow Turn Around!





Unique Training Techniques for Heifers

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Turn Around
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Touch the Ground

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Run away
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Enjoy your hay




Mar 29, 2011

She looked annoyed, and recited in a flat voice. ..



Brownie, Brownie

Quick, quick, quick

I tend your home

With my broomstick

See me, catch me

I am yours

Until another

Sees me,

Of course

Mar 26, 2011

The Alabaster Chalice



Book II of
The Black Ledge Series

“What is the Alabaster Chalice?” Rob asked.

“A headache.” The Keeper let out a long sigh and turned to the kids. “The Alabaster Chalice is an artifact with a tangled history. A Dwarven artifact, one of the four elementals. It’s a large vessel, carved, obviously, from Alabaster. Beautiful, and ancient.”

“No. It’s cursed, and no good can come of it. Get it out of my waters,” she said.


Mar 23, 2011

Cut, but not bleeding

Did not make the latest cut of the Amazon Contest, but the two reviews were helpful, and appreciated. Even the less favorable review was complimentary:

Very good descriptions. From the beginning scene with the violence (which, admittedly, I didn't love, but it was very vivid) to the descriptions of the house, the author does a great job setting his/her scenes and making them come alive in the reader's mind.




Thank you, Vine Reviewers.



Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award Reviews

ABNA Expert Reviewer

What is the strongest aspect of this excerpt?

The best aspect of this story was the author's ability to create a nice sibling dynamic with the Driscoll children. Eleanor, Jack, Rob and Flora were all easy to relate to and really fun to read about.

I liked the set-up to the story too. You could practically feel the excitement as the kids explored their new mansion.

I loved that the author gave EACH character a bit of personality. Even the parents, who barely have any "page time" in the story are fleshed out. The father is a research scientist who has discovered a new anti-viral drug that will apparently change the course of medicine and has therefore given the family a boat load of money to afford their new home. The mother is caring and has created the perfect environment for her kids to live in by transforming the once cold and dreary home into a comfy, cozy place to live.

The kids are all unique and individual. Rob, the eldest, is kind and nurturing. He leads his siblings with ease. Jack is whimsical and adventurous. Flora is bursting with eight-year old exuberance and our (seemingly) main character Eleanor is sarcastic and witty. I liked all of the people in this story.

I found myself wanting to continue on with the story because of the fast-paced prose and the loveable characters.

What aspect needs the most work?

I loved this entry and couldn't really find anything wrong with it. I think the author could have taken his/her time with getting the kids to the cave that they discover the carved riddle in. It seemed a LITTLE rushed. One second we are on a beach collecting crabs, the next we are in a cave reading an ancient riddle on an irridescent wall? It felt a bit too fast for me. But, it still worked.

What is your overall opinion of this excerpt?

I really enjoyed this entry. It was one of my favorites of the YA selections I have read. The pacing was perfect for a young person. Kids will relish every second of this. The characters are diverse and easy to like. The kids weren't bratty or annoying in any way, which was a relief. It seems like most of the characters in YA novels these days are either too whiney or too exhausting to care about.

All four of the Driscoll children are well mannered and seem to really enjoy eachother's company, which is rare with siblings in novels. I liked that they had a unity about them.

I also loved the fantasy element that we are introduced to in the beginning of the story. A dwarf being killed by some sort of monster?! What was the mysterious object he released in his final moments of life?

Also, who did the voice in the cave that spoke to the children belong to? I was eager to find out!

I really loved this YA entry! Very fast, easy and fun read. Kids will love this one.

Feb 28, 2011

Knocking on Wood





The Keeper and the Rune Stone made the first cut in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest. 5000 Young Adult entries were whittled to 1000. Yippee...


Feb 20, 2011

Second Breakfast






A head broke the surface and large brown eyes studied them. The seal wiggled his whiskers at Agnes.
“Hello, luv. How are you this fine morning? Who’re your friends?” The seal asked in a rough, gravelly voice.
“This is Jack and Eleanor Driscoll. They moved into Black Ledge a few weeks ago. They are aware,” Agnes told him.
“Gathered that. Not very often I see you sailing.” He nodded. “Hullo. Pleased to meet ya,” he gruffed.
“Hi,” Eleanor and Jack said at the same time.
“Hold that thought...,” he disappeared with a splash.
Jack and Eleanor looked at Agnes, questioning, but before she could answer, Seaton’s head popped back up. He gulped, smacking his lips around a mackerel tail.
“Mackerel are in,” he told them.
“Yeah, I saw fireflies last night,” Jack agreed.
“Well, there ya go. When you see fireflies you know the mackerel are in.” Seaton nodded his head with approval. Jack had just passed some sort of test.
“What are you doing this morning, Seaton?” Agnes asked.
“Well, seeing you this morning is what you might call a fort-tu-it-tuss circumstance. I need to speak with Camedon,” the seal told her.
“I’m not a messenger,” Agnes said.
“Aw, come on, Aggie. You know I can’t very well go find him.” He waggled his whiskers at her again, trying to gain her good favor.
Eleanor turned her head to hide her smile.
If I see him, I will let him know,” the crow informed him, promising nothing. “And don’t call me Aggie.”
“Righto, luv. Well, best be off. Haven’t had second breakfast, yet. Nice to meet you.” He bobbed his head at the kids, and submerged.
“Luv doesn’t really work for me, either,” Agnes muttered.
“This is a drag, Jack. Why don’t we bag it until there’s some wind?” Eleanor asked.
“Might as well. Of course, it will still take us an hour to get back to the mooring,” he sighed. Then he brightened. “You know, I think that Seaton is right on with this second breakfast stuff.”

The Keeper and the Alabaster Chalice
Book II of The Black Ledge Series

Jan 26, 2011

Chairman of the Abhorred III

 
     A Forbes profile. It didn't get much better than that. Of course his wife, between olives, pointed out Bernie Madoff had a Forbes profile, too.
     Which was why Mick was back at the motel (he hoped the old hammer choked on a pimiento).
     He'd paged the hooker with the room number earlier but he still had time to kill. Mick removed the sani-cover from a cup by the bathroom sink and poured a Scotch. He took a sip, grimaced at the cup, but a plastic cup in a hotel with a hooker was still better than a crystal decanter at home with his wife. He carried his scotch to the bed, slipped off his shoes, and was reaching for his belt buckle when the door blew open.
     Back-lit in the doorway the intruder appeared to be the proverbial sulfuric demon.  Wild, unkempt hair, a scraggly beard, and old, baggy clothes hung on the intruder's gaunt frame. A faded army green messenger bag hung over one shoulder, partially obscuring a psychedelically colored t-shirt. Phish - It's What's For Dinner.
     Mick recoiled but the cheap bedspread slipped and he flailed on his back. He stopped struggling and the two stared at each other, saying nothing. The specter looked around the room. When he spied the Scotch on the vanity his face broke into a smile.
     "Only a pint? Pity," he said as he unscrewed the cap and took a long haul. He set it back on the vanity and strode over to Mick. "Well, old boy. Looks like our time has finally come."
     Every drop of saliva disappeared from Mick's mouth. He swallowed several times, finally managing to rasp, "Who are you? What do you want?"
     "You know what your problem is, Mick - well, one of your problems? No patience! Always in a hurry to get what you want. Steal what you want. Well, tonight we're going to play a little game. It's called time is not on Mick's side."
     Mick started to scramble again but the intruder raised an eyebrow and Mick froze. The man set his satchel on the other bed and opened it. He removed an electric hotplate, an alarm clock, an Epi-Lady, some rocks, a nerf ball, a pair of pliers, and a small toilet plunger. He rifled through the other pocket of the satchel but he did not remove its contents.
     "See, , the funny thing is, Mick, much as I abhor everything you do--everything you are--there's a teeny part of me that respects your resolve. I don't know ..." he took another swig, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and continued, "maybe I'm just getting sentimental in my old age. No fool like an old fool, eh? So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give you a chance to find redemption."

Jan 25, 2011

That Squiggly Red Line Should Be Telling You Something



     Author forward: A little venting, but bear with me - there's humor here.
     Five years ago we built a house. A beautiful house. We planned and considered for a long time, and thorough research went into every decision - especially the windows and doors.
     We finally picked the ones we thought were the right ones, finished the house, and moved in. Those were happy days.
     Yes, days.
     We soon discovered most of the windows and doors leaked, and spent the next five years trying to get the company who made them and the business from whom we purchased the units to do the right thing. Five miserable years. Finally they did ... kindasortamaybe. They replaced some units, and eventually we settled on a half fix to be done with the whole miserable mess.
     Or so we thought ... until a cold January night a year later. The children were in bed, the Jets had just lost the AFC championship to the Steelers; all seemed right with the world.
     A loud SNAPPPPPP reverberated throughout the house, destroying the peace of the evening. Our investigation revealed a pane of glass in one of the French door units had shattered from the cold. Fortunately, it was the outside pane, and the inside was still intact. Still. .. . not a great feeling. It was zero out.
     You know the look that passed between us after we realized what we were staring at.
     It was unbearable to contemplate dealing with those .. those . .. awful people again, but the next morning I e-mailed the Larceny, ah, Lumber Company from whom we'd purchased the units. A day later I received this reply:

     We have contacted Acme Window and Door and the door is out of warrantee.

     Um, okay, but what does the warranty say?






oi

Jan 18, 2011

Wilder and Wilder

Around that corner
Over the moon
A cloud in flight
Take my hand, Boon

Twisting leaning
Every which way
A visual frolic of
Fey disarray

A wolf, A cat
A twinkling eye
A watcher, A keeper
A soul lets fly

The Magic Man stands
And sweeps his baton
His brush our chariot
Hang on, Hang on




















"Wizardess Corner"
Charles Wilder Oakes




I have a special friend. Magic surrounds him - it touches all he meets. Love to you, SP. xox

Nov 4, 2010

Hobnobbing

   

               The Hob was three and a half feet tall, sturdy, and suitably attired in a red plaid shirt and overalls. Sporting a straw hat and whistling, he stopped what he was doing when he saw the children approaching.
     “Howdy! I fig-urred I’d start in the barn,” he greeted them in an overly affected drawl.
     “Hi. Who’re you?” Eleanor asked.
     “I’m Floyd,” he announced. Proudly, as if she should have heard of him.
     “And what brings you here?” Rob asked.
     “Wa-l-l-l,” Floyd began, “there’s life here again. Y’all need a Hob to keep the place tiptop.” He waggled his eyebrows, smiled a salesman’s smile, and jerked his thumb at his own chest.      “I’m your Hob. I’ll have this place sparkling faster than you kin shake a stick. Then I’ll hit the house. Hobs, see, are better ‘n Goblins, Tomtes, or Brownies. Tomte’s are prickly, peevish types. They’re all hairy, too. And Brownies are housebound. I can work inside or out. House, barn, makes no nevermind to me.”
     “We have a Goblin,” Patters informed him. “And Brownies.”
     “We do?” The kids all asked at the same time, surprised.
     “Yes. In the house where they belong. This barn is already being looked after. By me. Your services are not needed,” she dismissed the Hob.
     “Now, now. Let’s not be too hasty. I think you’ll find my comp’ny to yer likin’,” he said.
     “And knock off that ridiculous accent,” Patters snapped. “I know you speak properly. No, we’re fine here. You may move along.”
     “Too late, honey. I did the ritual.”
     Patter’s eyes narrowed and she hissed. “You stay out of my way. And be discreet—we have Humans who aren’t aware,” she said.
     “Wait. What ritual?” Rob asked.
     “The Hob ritual. When we take a new residence, we perform a ritual pledging our service and fealty. We choose a stone from the property and swear allegiance, and we must carry the stone at all times. I have mine here on my watch fob.” He lifted a pocket watch from the front of his overalls and showed it to the kids. “It also renews our magic. A Hob with no home has faulty magic. But the rule is clear. One Hob family per residence. If a ritual has already been performed by a residing Hob, the squatter Hob gets their fingers singed when he or she tries to perform the ritual. Smarts, too,” he added, rubbing his fingers with a frown. He gave Patters a triumphant look. “So it’s a done deal. I’m here to stay.”
     Patters turned to the kids and said, “You’ll regret this. You’ll see. Before you know it, he’ll be Lord of The Manor.” She stomped off, tail stiff in the air. 









Sep 3, 2010

The Promise

Her old hand stroked the sleeping child's smooth cheek. So much time, so many years gone. It made the heart heavy.

All full circle. An ending connecting with a beginning. This child had everything ahead of her. It should have alleviated the woman's sorrow, but it did not. Would she find true happiness, or would she, too, someday stand beside a future of hopes and dreams with regrets and worries.

Two generations separated them. Two generations of wrong choices and sadness, and it came back on her shoulders. That this child did not have her mother was the old woman's burden to bear. Oh, yes, society played a role. There was some consolation in that, on a cheap day, but cheap days were the reason she stood alone beside the sleeping child.

This child, this beautiful child, was her chance to right those wrongs. Her chance to do the things she should have done fifty years ago. She sensed it was her last chance. She would not fail. She owed the child that.







In homes where domestic violence occurs, children are at risk. Regardless of whether children are physically abused or not, the emotional effects of witnessing domestic violence are very similar to the psychological trauma associated with being a victim of child abuse. Each year, an estimated minimum of 3.3 million children witness domestic violence.

Aug 18, 2010

Maybe, Maybe Not

Constable Hebert Maybe left his home each morning with the silent, desperate prayer he wouldn’t have to talk to anyone.

Hebert's true calling in life was not from the constabulary. Constables are jovial men who lean on diner counters, stirring coffee and shooting the breeze. Constables help Mrs. Billing’s get her cat out of the tree. Hebert was petrified of Mrs. Billings (although, in all fairness to Hebert, most people were).

Hebert had mastered one thing in life: not being noticed. His hair wasn't even a definable color. It wasn't brown, and it wasn't blond. Most of it wasn't there. What was there his wife Mildred's whistle sharp scissors kept just long enough to comb over his dull scalp.

So off he went each day in his beige polyester uniform, praying he wouldn’t be drawn into conversation, needed, or kids wouldn't stuff a potato in the exhaust pipe of the town cruiser. But for the efforts of Mildred he might have known real success. Of course it would have been easier for Mildred to be the Constable; she would’ve preferred it (as would’ve Hebert), but it simply wasn’t done in a small New England town, so Mildred managed best she could. She was Constable De Facto. She sent Hebert out each morning while she answered the phone, made the decisions, and called Hebert on his car radio and told him what to do.

This system worked well, and the town of Flatsford (pronounced Flatsfud) enjoyed a peaceful run for most of Hebert’s career. The only tangible threat to his comfort zone was the annual town meeting. As Constable, his presence was required at the door of the school gymnasium, and the one day a year gave him anxiety-induced acid reflux. The year the budget included a controversial expenditure for dog waste receptacles at the park still tightened his chest and made his palms sweat. Most years, though, attendance was low, and he managed to avoid conversation, except for Mrs. Billings who snapped at him to stand up straight as she passed.

But all good things come to an end, and his life was about to change.